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LyricsEdit

I never thought undead essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain


But maybe they've a glimmer of potential


If allied to my vision and brain



I know that your powers of retention


Are as wet as a warthogs backside


But thick as you are, pay attention


My words are a matter of pride



It's clear from your vacant expressions


The lights are not all on upstairs


But we're talking kings and successions


Even you can't be caught unawares



So prepare for a chance of a lifetime


Be prepared for sensational news


A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer


And where do we feature?



Just listen to teacher


I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded


When at last I am given my dues!


And injustice deliciously squared


Be prepared!



Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?

For the death of the Finn!


Is he sick?


No, fool! We're going to kill him and his friends, too


Great idea! Who needs rulers ?


No rulers, no ruler!


Idiots! There will be a ruler!


But you said?


I will be ruler!


Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!



Yay, all right! Long live the king!


Long live the king!



It's great that we'll soon be connected


With a king who'll be all-time adored



Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected


To take certain duties on board


The future is littered with prizes


And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is


You won't get a sniff without me!



So prepare for the coup of the century


Be prepared for the murkiest scam


Meticulous planning tenacity spanning


Decades of denial is simply why I'll


Be king undisputed respected, saluted


And seen for the wonder I am



Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared


Be prepared!


Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared


Be prepared!

Be Prepared (Ice King and Butch's version)
Name Be Prepared (Ice King and Butch's version)
Artist Ice King

Uncle Rex

Gunther

Oscar & Nod

Adventure Time Villains

Velociraptors

Runtime 3:40
Played in "Adventure Time: The Epic Movie"
Video

Ice King and Uncle Rex's VersionEdit

Ice King:

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a duckie's backside.
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride.
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs.
But we're talking kings and successions.
Even you can't be caught unawares!
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime.
Be prepared for sensational news.
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer.

Evergreen:

And where do we feature?

Uncle Rex:

Just listen to teacher.
I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues.
And injustice deliciously squared.
Be prepared!

Evergreen: (spoken)

Yeah, be prepared.
Yeah-heh, we'll be prepared, heh...for what?

Uncle Rex: (spoken)

For take over the Candy Kingdom!

Evergeen: (spoken)

Why, are they finally breaking apart?

Ice King: (spoken)

No, fool, we're gonna destroy them and marry my princess.

Uncle Rex: (spoken)

and destroy their brothers, too...

Evergreen: (spoken)

Great idea!
Who needs a those good heroes and kings?

Velociraptors:

No heroes! No heroes! La, la, la, la, laaaa, laaaa!

Ice King: (spoken)

Idiots!
There will be the same amount of rulers as there were before!

Dipper: (spoken)

Hey, but you said-

Uncle Rex: (spoken)

We will rule over the Land of Ooo!
Stick with me, and you'll help me become the King of Ooo!

Velociraptors: (spoken)

Yay! All right! All right!
Long live the Ice King!

Adventure time Villains & Dinosaurs:

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With heroes who'll be all-time adored.
Ice King:
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board.
The future is littered with prizes,
And though I'm the main addressee,
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century.
(Oooh!)
Ice King and Uncle Rex:
Be prepared for the murkiest scam.
(Oooh. La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning.
(We'll have our homes!)
Tenacity spanning.
(Lots of love!)
Decades of denial.
(We repeat!)
Is simply why I'll
('Cause of heroes' victory!)
Be rulers undisputed,
(Aaaah!)
Respected, saluted,
(Aaaah!)
And seen for the wonder we are.
(Aaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared.
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!)
Be prepared!
All:
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared.
Be prepared!

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